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Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Turn a Blind Eye?

Parents of several young followers of the Church of Endogalactic Wingtarians are growing increasingly worried following reports that members are being encouraged to undergo a controversial surgical procedure in which their eyelids are removed. Leaders of the Church have issued a Press Release in which they describe the process as a Gentle Irradiating Caress, accusing the concerned parents of stifling their offspring's Illuminative Growth.

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