Smell the Poses

Japanese 'song and feeling' duo TinkyTap have announced a free scent download in advance of their soon to be released 'conceptual walking style development', which was reportedly inspired by a recent exhibition at the Gallery Really?! showcasing hats of the disenfranchised from throughout the ages.

No Pain No Gain

Rumour has it that Sally Talcum is to be the new host of ITV's 'Kick the Strange Child!' for its upcoming fourth season. Ms Talcum has recently negotiated TV rights to her million-selling autobiography 'They Said It Would Be OK' in which she detailed the childhood abuse she suffered at the hands of a neighbour's pet alligator.