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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Opportunity Knocks

A leading cosmetic surgeon is offering a limited number of women the unique opportunity to have their eyes replaced with a pair of fluorescent tits - FOR FREE! The lucky few will be selected during a televised special in which an 8 foot brick with several soiled dressings strapped to it with barbed wire will be propelled into the crowd at a provincial shopping centre.