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Monday, 15 June 2009

What's Cooking?

TV's Pag Watchcake is releasing her own line in turkey basters following her notorious pig/cacti conception and subsequent pregnancy scandal, which was recently serialised on the back of a crisp packet owned by a leading manufacturer of shoe-horns and promoted through an exclusive line of spa treatment centres specialising in celebrity enemas.