After a Fashion

Hollywood's newest mother Amanda McNapkin is rumoured to be negotiating a deal with Hiya!!! magazine. Exclusive photos of the afterbirth are due to be released later this month according to celebrity-slapper-media-type industry insiders. Ms McNapkin shot to fame when her story was the subject of an internet-based socially networked blogsoap drama serial. The 26 year old Sagittarius infamously impregnated herself using 2 traffic cones and a garden hose.